Horns + Sweatshirt
A GIVEAWAY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO FOR LIKE EVER! I have a nice amount
of followers, not only that but those followers have been dealing with my bullshit and
deserve something for that! so I’m giving everyone a chance to win a set of horns and a
sweatshirt I made
- You can choose any horns you want
- Including ancestor
- I WILL do fantroll horns, I dont care how weird they are I WILL MAKE THEM
- You can specifically tell me how you would want the horns to be done. (for example you can have nubby sollux horns compared to taller sollux horns)
- You will also win that sweatshirt I made and decided to never ever wear! it really is a nice sweatshirt tho I am not sure exactly how to wash it other than by hand BUT THERE IS A WAY! (june=lazy)
- AND MAYBE I’LL JUST MAIL MYSELF TO YOU AND WE CAN DO FUN THINGS!
- you secretly want that last part.
- I know it
That is all for what you can get, now onto rules and other info
- YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME (Its nice if you do because this is a thanks to my followers, but I love you all equally ok)
- I will ship anywhere in the world I do NOT care if you live in Atlantis you will get this
- I will only allow you to reblog this 1 time a day, I mean for gods sake would you want to have your dash filled with my bullshittery! HELL NO and likes count too
- Please dont use sideblogs for this
- This will end on the 20th of June
thank you ben for letting me ripp this off from you I’m not terrible or anything <3
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i’m worried that i understood this
MAGIEEEEEEE
I MISS YOUr face
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OCTOPUS GIVEAWAY!
Ever feel the need to have your very own octopus? You now have the chance to do just that. I decided to give away my brand new stuffed octopus as thanks for my 100th follower.
You’ll get:
- 36” stuffed octopus
- My undying love and affection
How to enter:
- Like/reblog THIS post!
- One like is allowed, as many reblogs as you want!
- Winner will be chosen via a random number generator
- If I somehow find out you’re using a giveaway blog to enter, you’ll be disqualified
- Your ask box MUST be open at the time of the giveaway ending so I can contact you if you’ve won (if it isn’t, I will chose a NEW winner)
- You DON’T have to be following me, but if you want to, I’d love it~
The giveaway will end May 16, 2012 at 12:00am. Any reblogs after that time will be ignored. I will try to get the winner announced as soon as possible. It will most likely take a little while to do so, however. I will take care of shipping, because I don’t have anything better to do with my nonexistent money.
Superwhoavengerlock
“What have I to fear?”
i can’t
i legitimately cannot even
The noise that came out my mouth was not human.
I cannot.
I’ve lost the ability to can.
Okay wait.
I just facepalmed about this “mewling quim blah blah Joss is a sexist moron” stuff myself so hard that I bruised myself. Seriously?
Warning: lots of opinions and Widow/Pepper/Hill love and Avengers movie spoilers.
Okay guys…
Learn the word “joke.” Think about whether it could possibly apply to a writer saying that his greatest achievement in a film is inserting a piece of raunchy archaic vocabulary. (EDIT: I realize my phrasing here is potentially problematic and I apologize. I said this because a lot of people were discussing this quote without even acknowledging that it is from a fake comedic interview with Rutherford Actualperson and portraying it as a serious statement of artistic intent from Whedon, and that surprised me.)
Think about how interesting and actually empowering that line was when seen in context. Loki mocks her in a sexist way for what he perceives as her innate lack of strength, which she was consciously faking (while possibly still showing some real emotional complexity and weakness which is not inherently sexist it is interesting writing) in order to manipulate him into telling her exactly what she wants to know. Loki is punished for those sexist thoughts, and Joss simply was able to find a creative and completely in-character way of expressing them. ”Shakespeare in the Park,” remember?
“Mewling quim” is a fucking fantastic insult from a screenwriting standpoint - horrible and uncomfortable and infuriating and Joss should be proud of coming up with something so viscerally affecting. I already knew what “quim” meant when I saw the movie, and when it came out of his mouth, my jaw dropped because it was really shocking. And horrifying. And cruel. You know why? Because Loki as a character is often shocking and horrifying and cruel. Joss wrote successfully for a character. Learn to separate character from writer.








